Why I Hate Boston Sports Teams
June 18, 08 by edI was getting kind of nervous that a Boston team hadn’t won a champsionship for like… oh, eight months. I mean those poor Patriots lost to the lowly Giants. How would Boston ever get over it?
The Bruins? No, they only made it into the play offs. Poor guys. They didn’t even make it to the conference finals.
No, it’s the Celtics who brought a championship to this poor town deprived of a winning team for lo these 8 months. Maybe they can make until October when the Red Sox win ANOTHER World Series.
Oh, I’m not bitter. Us Philadelphians don’t NEED a winning sports teams. We’ve given up all hope for that.
Sports are stupid. Just an excuse to put off mowing the lawn or taking out the garbage so we can drink beer and eat greasy food. I’m above all of this sports championship business really. Why if Philadelphia’s, oh I don’t know, hockey team made it to the conference finals I probably wouldn’t follow every detail on espn.com like I did this Spring… I mean, I wouldn’t do it again…
Can anyone figure out a way to curse the Red Sox again?






Jim Madden Says: 18.06.08 at 3:25 pm
I know what you mean. I was kinda gettin’ the shakes watching sports the last couple of months without a Fresh championship to keep me occupied. Thank God! for the Celtics! The Bruins were no help.. But it was also still nice [the sox] taking two out of three from your Phillies this week.. just saw the last couple of batters go down via the sox Mighty closer!
ed Says: 18.06.08 at 3:32 pm
Oh, I forgot Philadelphia had a baseball team.
Chuck from Cleveland Says: 19.06.08 at 7:37 pm
Despite the fact that it’s been forever since Philadelphia has won a championship, you still can’t complain because you’ve had relevant teams throughout that period and you’ve actually won a few championships along the way. I’m afraid you are no longer allowed to complain until 1) the Cubs win the world series, 2) the Bills or Sabres win a championship (don’t laugh) 3) one of the teams in Cleveland wins something
ed Says: 19.06.08 at 7:58 pm
But Chuck, then I’ll never be able to complain and that is the official sport of Philadelphia!