Aug 28, 2008
Coffeehouse Theology is the Cure for Consumerism
GIBBERISH ALERT: From time to time I’ll be posting anecdotes that will be pure gibberish. There is no truth value whatsoever (which some conservative critics may say about my book!!!). I’m just having some fun with the release of Coffeehouse Theology (Sept 15th by the way). I hope you enjoy my first round of book-related gibberish.
Are you troubled by our consumer society? Do you simply buy items to make yourself feel better? Is your spending out of control? Do you make foolish purchases on impulse?
If any of these descriptions fit you, then you need to rush over to Amazon.com right now and place your order for Coffeehouse Theology!
Coffeehouse Theology has a proven Biblical method for counteracting the negative effects of our consumer society. But it won’t help you unless you buy it right now and read about the importance of sound contextual theology.
If you’re feeling down about your out-of-control spending, then the best solution is found in purchasing Coffeehouse Theology. Simply looking at the cover will put a smile on your face. What doodling! What cleverness! Why, even the spine is attractive!
And you can’t judge this book by it’s cover. Once you open it up you’ll find a virtual smorgasbord of ideas about contextual theology that will make you feel guilty about your compromise with today’s consumer culture and move you back onto the straight and narrow toward God.
And if that doesn’t cheer you up, you can always purchase the Bible Study Guide and the Contemporary Issues Study Guide. Both will increase your contextual theology aptitude and rid you of those nasty consumer habits once and for all.
Remember, you won’t start to feel better until you purchase my book Coffeehouse Theology. You’d best do it today if you want to beat consumerism once and for all.
