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Another fine bit of gibberish from the creator of Coffeehouse Theology…

Even the most engrossing, captivating, action-packed books must be put down from time to time. The creators of Coffeehouse Theology recognize that however rarely a reader may need to put aside such a magnificent tome; one should not be penalized by losing one’s place.

In order to ease these unexpected and unexplained moments of transition, we have developed the official Coffeehouse Theology bookmark. Printed on crisp card stock in the Green Mountains of Vermont, this dazzling reproduction of the Coffeehouse Theology cover shows a blend of soothing shades of purple and earthy napkins. For readers in need of additional copies for their family members, friends, co-workers, neighbors, and check out clerks at the supermarket, ordering information is printed on the opposite side.

And since no reader should be far from the scent of coffee with this volume in hand, we are now offering fair-trade organic coffee scenting options for the bookmark. Simply purchase a cup of fair-trade organic coffee, dip the bookmark in, and let it dry. If the scent isn’t strong enough, repeat the process.

Reading an introduction to contextual theology should be fun and free from distractions. However, should you ever need to put your copy of Coffeehouse Theology down on your coffee table, you’ll need the official Coffeehouse Theology bookmark. To receive a complimentary bookmark, complete with scenting customization options, e-mail Ed at edcyzewski (at) gmail (dot) com with your mailing address and he’ll ship one to you right away. Our rabbits are standing by.

Author’s note: There really are bookmarks available at no fee. Ask and ye shall receive…