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Another fine piece of gibberish from the creator of Coffeehouse Theology…

Have you ever had one of those awkward moments when you go over your friend’s house for a cup of fair trade organic coffee over an intense discussion of emerging missional contextual incarnational theology and you don’t know where to put your drink?

This happens all of the time, so don’t be shy.

Thankfully, the leading source for entry-level info on the emerging missional contextual incarnational theology scene, Coffeehouse Theology, is fully equipped with the American Beverage and Brew Association’s (ABBA) Platinum rating for drink coasting.

Coffeehouse Theology’s back cover is composed of a fine blend of paper products, ink, and carefully crafted marketing text that create a firm barrier to coffee dribbles streaking down the sides of mugs and cups. While the back cover may sustain slight discoloring, the experts at ABBA agree that Coffeehouse Theology will effectively protect all fine wood surfaces.

Gwen Ness, spokeswoman for ABBA, shares on the ABBA web site, “Coffeehouse Theology does far more than effectively present a practical introduction to contextual theology, it also ensures that all coffee-based beverages will never discolor the average coffee table.”

As if readers didn’t have reasons enough to pick up a copy of Coffeehouse Theology, the recent ABBA Platinum rating makes the latest release from NavPress darn near irresistible.

Author’s Note: Just a reminder to readers that anything listed as “gibberish” really is that. It’s not true. I’m just having a good time poking fun at myself and hope you enjoy it as well. Other posts in the gibberish line include:

Coffeehouse Theology Bookmarks… Now Scented

Coffeehouse Theology is the Cure for Consumerism