Nov 15, 2008
If I Had Access to Twitter
The wife and I have many computer-based projects to work on these days, so we’ve been spending quite a bit of time at cafes sitting across from each other. Our lap tops spend a lot of time looking at each other.
Today we went to the South Street Cafe in Bennington, VT, which is notorious for not having wireless internet. This means my desire to use twitter is thwarted. In case you are wondering what you have been missing all day, I cobbled together some of the tweets that would have been:
I can’t believe this cafe doesn’t have wireless internet.
This 80′s music has to go. I have never been so thankful for my headphones.
There’s a kid wielding his light saber in the cafe. Glad my tea cup is empty.
The Monopoly game those little girls are setting up won’t last more than 20 minutes… tops.
jesus doesn’t like you anyway….
and south street cafe has longtrail wireless connected 24/7
the light saber was to counteract any provocations from unruly christians
Chooch…
Wow, kind of harsh of you to say… I’m certain Jesus loves you.
I thought it had longtrail, but it never works for me or anyone else I’ve seen try it. It’s a mystery to me.