Jun 20, 2011
Everything You Didn’t Want to Know about My April Fools Parody Love Bites
There are many pressing questions in the world.
Why are we here?
How do dolphins communicate?
How does someone write a bestselling book?
How does someone without a college freshman’s grasp of grammar and sentence structure write a bestselling book?
Where can I find awesome glasses like Rob Bell’s?
However, there are other questions that aren’t all that important but are fun to know just for the heck of it, such as questions about my parody of Love Wins and Twilight, Love Bites with its heralded April 1st release. I mean, why would a writer on a tight budget waste his time writing a silly novella as an April Fool’s joke?
I’m sure you’re wondering what the real dangers of Twilight are and whether Love Bites has a secret message. And the answer to both questions is yes and not knowing the answers I share could kill you.
I’ll be answering those questions and more in an interview with writer and blogger Chase Livingston.
Stop by Chase’s site today to read the interview. If you enjoy it, be sure to find him on Twitter as: @Chase_Liv.
If you want to read the unoriginal, ground-breaking Love Bites E-Book that that didn’t ignite controversy, you can download the full novella (all 15,600 words of it) for free here.
If you can, please consider chipping in $2.99 for an E-Book download from Amazon.com. It’s a huge help to me, and enables me to continue offering fun projects like this at no cost to the general public.
Here’s a link to the original post.












Hi again,
Really? Velvet Elvis is a more accessible take on a lot of what you’ve said in CT? But it’s such a dreadful, horrible title! *pondering* I could buy a copy and rip the cover off. Or cover it with duct tape…
Yep, weird title, good book. It doesn’t come with duct tape unfortunately.
I dunno…. I was just previewing it and I don’t think I could stomach it. I’ll just have to work through Coffeehouse Theology at a slower pace.