Jun 18, 2008 4
Why I Hate Boston Sports Teams
I was getting kind of nervous that a Boston team hadn’t won a champsionship for like… oh, eight months. I mean those poor Patriots lost to the lowly Giants. How would Boston ever get over it?
The Bruins? No, they only made it into the play offs. Poor guys. They didn’t even make it to the conference finals.
No, it’s the Celtics who brought a championship to this poor town deprived of a winning team for lo these 8 months. Maybe they can make until October when the Red Sox win ANOTHER World Series.
Oh, I’m not bitter. Us Philadelphians don’t NEED a winning sports teams. We’ve given up all hope for that.
Sports are stupid. Just an excuse to put off mowing the lawn or taking out the garbage so we can drink beer and eat greasy food. I’m above all of this sports championship business really. Why if Philadelphia’s, oh I don’t know, hockey team made it to the conference finals I probably wouldn’t follow every detail on espn.com like I did this Spring… I mean, I wouldn’t do it again…
Can anyone figure out a way to curse the Red Sox again?
